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HANDSOME PETE
Written by Oregon Mom   
Friday, 12 February 2010 09:34

"Why Pete ... what a handsome fella you are."


 

"Thank you, kind homeowner who doesn't own a dog and who asks her husband not to shoooo me away while I sit on your lovely patio and watch the O'Reilly Report, and who allows me to come and go as I please."

 

 

"Pete, what handsome feathers you have, too."

 

 

"Yes, I know.  I'm God's gift to the female species ... if only I could find one in this neck of the woods."

 

 

"Pete, what big toe nails you have.   Have you ever considered a pedicure and luxurious spa treatment?  The ladies might come running for a metrosexual self-aware peacock in this neck of the woods.  Just a suggestion ..."

 

 

"Huh ? ? "

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